Help!!! I need a poem about how awesome State is!!!
In our work site newsletter the UNC fans published a poem about UNC. I've already emailed the editor demanding equal time for state.
Someone Help me out. I need a poem that's clean cut/professional to put in this newsletter.
I'll paste a line from the poem they put in about UNC and it doesn't make your pack blood boil nothing will.
Always in a sweater of Carolina Blue
Displaying his Carolina Pride as all Tarheels fans do
I know... sad huh? Help me Pack!!! GO PACK!!!!!!
-RedAndBlackAttack!
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i got you
Granted, they’re just a haikus:
perpetual pain
blessed offseason reprieve
i will weep no more
macrowave power
with karl hess as lex luthor
is a dream deferred
Crap. Those don’t help you at all.
alternatively, you could viciously deconstruct their poem in the next newsletter
“You call that iambic heptameter?” (Remember the first rule of dismantling poetry: hittin’ ‘em in the meter is hittin’ ’em where it hurts.)
P.S. I beg you to print the whole UNC poem here.

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