Anyone up for a Femi-Liveblog?
I'm just gonna be sitting here watching it regardless... wondering if anyone else is...
(And it tells me I need 75 words to post this... so I'm going to write about 60 words here about random stuff.... BOOM, Macrowave, Flame Powah, Havi, Milk Dud with lint on the chin, Folwer, ham, Steven and his god-forsaken procrastinations, Chandler whatever-the-hell-his-name-is, Roy copping a squat next to the scorer's table, Roy tossing out a fan for cheering for the opponent, K dropping f-bombs, Roy dropping an f-bomb and "aw-shucks"ing it away, Jimmy Dykes and his amazing ability to speak while simultaneously blowing Psycho T...)
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Pack down a few at the 12-minute mark
Swords for BC is killing us inside – we have no answer for her size, and she’s getting us in foul trouble. (Kastanek on the bench with 2 fouls already, trying to help down low… committing Wood-esque fouls.)
On the other end, Gartrel is en fuego!!! Keeping us in it so far.
Swords roaming around the perimeter...
… throwing cross-body blocks that would make Duke foul. No whistle.
17-14 at the 8-minute timeout
Offense looks pretty bad… defense adjusting to Swords inside. Just kind of ugly right now…
Down 6 just before halftime...
… on two long 3’s by a chick for BC who shoots 28% from out there.
In Steven’s words… “cue bullshit 3-pointers”…
Down 6 at the half
BC looks better… we look tired… gotta either catch fire or turn up some defensive/rebounding intensity in the 2nd half or this isn’t going the right way today…
Swords & Murphy are just way too big
We have no answer – this isn’t going to end well, from the way it looks
And my boys took appropriate outrage that...
… during a highlight reel, they used a unc-ch logo to splash across the screen instead of ours.
They’re well-trained indeed.
(Again – that would NEVER happen in reverse)
Swords is a lot like Summer Erb
Completely dominant & in control.
Pack down 10, 9 to go… double ballgame.
Kastanek hits her first shot of the day - a 3 to cut it to 7
Not sure why we’re still trying to play man defense – Swords will go for 35 if we don’t switch out of it.
PACK UP 4 - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
Latvian chick off our bench hits a 10-footer, then we get a steal and layup off pressure…
Bitch hits her 4th 3... cue bullshit 3-pointers
You shoot 28%, bitch – you need to miss your next 11
Harper made some HUGE adjustments in the 2nd half
Between the 3/4-court press and subbing in our tallest player (the Latvian), she changed the flow of the game.
Coaching rocks.
And in contrast to the men, both teams are perfect from the line with a minute left
Pack up 2, 1:10 to go… BC going to the line
Actually non-shooting foul - terrible call - clean steal
Pack ball anyway on the missed shot by Swords
BC misses a 3, Pack to the line up 4, 4 seconds to go - BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And since that’s the 3rd one, it’s the one that counts…)

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