No one's been as publicly annoyed by what's happening to the Big East than Rick Pitino, who was back at it yesterday:
"Syracuse is playing Clemson tonight on TV!" he said in mock excitement. "It's not Syracuse-Georgetown. Syracuse will play Florida State tonight! N.C. State! Wake Forest!"
Now see here, pal, there's no reason to bring us into this. We're going through a rough time right now and we're in a vulnerable place emotionally, okay? And for the record, we're actually quite watchable and compelling once you get to know us.* But since you'd rather whine and drip sarcasm all over the place, I have no choice but to place you on notice.
(*Truthy not facty.)