Redshirt sophomore offensive guard(lower extremity)
Redshirt freshman linebacker(lower extremity)
Senior defensive end(lower extremity)
Redshirt freshman tight end(lower extremity)
Freshman tailback(lower extremity)
When I hear "lower extremity," I immediately think little toe. Maybe these dudes are all really bad at taking stairs. I'm not sure what's up with quarterback Michael Rocco, though.
Sophomore quarterback Michael Rocco (trunk)
Either that's a subtle dig at his lack of mobility or their quarterback is a tree. I plan on getting to the bottom of this by going back through some film to see if any squirrel nests go flying off him when he gets hit.