UPDATED unc-ch players who will never beat NC State
by wolfonthehill on Nov 6, 2011 6:40 AM EST
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PrintCongrats, guys - we'll really miss you. Actually, we won't miss the fact that on this list are some of the biggest assholes I've ever seen suit up in college football - we'll just miss whipping that ass.
Due to popular demand, let's take a look at the new 2011 additions to this growing list. Congrats, ass-hats!!!!
Everett Withers (and yep - I'll hate to see him go, but yesterday sealed his fate - the Herman Cain of college coaching)
Casey Barth (and God, my high school better not make another Barth)
Charles Brown (this one's particularly satisfying - represents what's wrong with the program)
Zach Brown
Quinton Coples (again - satisfying and amazing at the same time)
Mark House
Ryan Houston
Dwight Jones (woot!)
Jordan Nix
Jonathan Smith
So one thing shockingly apparent when you review their roster is that they are indeed VERY young. I've never seen a squad with so many freshmen on it in my life. It's beyond comprehension that they were able to bring in the recruiting haul that they did in the middle of that mess. The last symbol of CBMFD's (and Thorp's?) ethical issues here.
Regardless, see ya, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been nice pimp-slapping you annually...
*****
Devon Ramsey
Charles Brown
Jonathan Smith
Bruce Carter
Mark House
Ryan Houston
Mike Ingersoll
Mark Merletti
Zack Pianalto
Jonathan Smith
Ryan Taylor
TJ Yates
Damn - that's almost every skilled player out there. I was thinking they were a young team, since we've heard that for 4 years now. That's one senior-dependent squad, and one that's going to be rebuilding next year, regardless of what happens with the NCAA. New QB, top 3 RB's gone, top DB's gone, top LB's gone... wow. See ya, guys...
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Just had a thought
A list of all the Wolpackers who will never lose to UNC would be nice as well.
by WolfpackSteelersFan on Nov 6, 2011 8:40 AM EST via mobile reply actions
nice
The whole scale of this is getting to the point where it’s becoming laborious and time consuming to maintain such a list. Maybe you should shift your focus to documenting UNC-CH coaches who will never beat NC State. haha
I believe this detailed of an analysis
earns you a honorary degree from UNC. Please send a check or money order for 19.95 to cover processing.
by ginger avenger on Nov 7, 2011 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
woth
did you go to Hoggard (that is where the Barth’s are from right?)? I graduated from there in 98.
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