Via Twitter:

#Mizzou and #NCState both interested in #Cincinnati head coach Mick Cronin. Delay in getting extension done could cost #bearcats their coach

What, really, again? Get your own middling candidate, Missouri. I think I know what's happening. Mizzou's AD must be in Houston along with Debbie Yow and everyone else. He must be cheating off her. Damn her girlie, legible handwriting! He got lucky on the first part of the exam and put 'Matt Painter' even though he didn't really understand the question, but now he's all out of random good fortune. Someone check his answers--if the 'i' in 'Cronin' is dotted with a little heart, we'll know what's up.

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