You would? Boy does new Miami coach Jim Larranaga have an opportunity for you.

Senior center/forward Julian Gamble will miss the entire 2011-12 season after tearing his left ACL.

It’s another blow to a UM basketball team that will be without center Reggie Johnson until January after he underwent surgery on his right knee on June 30 to repair a torn meniscus.

Miami ranked 119th in two-point field goal percentage in 2010 and over the course of this offseason they've lost  the only major contributors to hit at least half of their twos last season. Which is to say that Jim Larranaga could use an intrepid and tall individual such as yourself, and if you happen to be available, he is a mere phone call away. Just do not try him between 2 and 4 in the afternoon because that's his daily weeping period and it isn't proper to come between a man and his emotional release.