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Scott Wood Asks Reporter If His Wife Has Ever Cheated On Him

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After the game, someone asked Scott Wood how frustrating it is to keep losing to Carolina. His response was hilarious.

I am still working on a scale for grading losses, but here's what I've sketched out so far:

5-point loss: wife cheated on you, but you never really liked her that much anyway

15-point loss: wife cheated on you

20-point loss: wife cheated on you with Jeff McInnis (hat tip to TVP for that joke)

25-point loss: caught wife in the act

30-point loss: caught wife in three-way including that jerk neighbor you hate

That will probably need some adjusting here and there as we move forward.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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