After the game, someone asked Scott Wood how frustrating it is to keep losing to Carolina. His response was hilarious.
Wood on never beating UNC: "(pause) I don’t know. Has your wife ever cheated on you? (pause) That’s probably about how frustrating it is."
— Stephen Schramm (@stephenschramm) January 27, 2012
I am still working on a scale for grading losses, but here's what I've sketched out so far:
5-point loss: wife cheated on you, but you never really liked her that much anyway
15-point loss: wife cheated on you
20-point loss: wife cheated on you with Jeff McInnis (hat tip to TVP for that joke)
25-point loss: caught wife in the act
30-point loss: caught wife in three-way including that jerk neighbor you hate
That will probably need some adjusting here and there as we move forward.


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