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Men. It is finally here.

I don't have to tell you guys what "it" is, either. As Steven pointed out yesterday, the shenanigans have been going on all week. Our band had a little practice in between the pine trees the other day. I am also sure, that by the time you read this, the free expression tunnel will be a nauseating shade of blue.

This is all fun and games, of course. A little harmless sibling rivalry on the way to what should be a better game than we have seen in years past. After all, the Wolfpack have dominated the Tarheels in football for the past few years. But how much can we really brag? As much as I hate to admit it, they are right to point out their dominance in basketball, over what seems like a longer period of time. 'Ol Roy and I do share one thing in common, though.

I hate them. I want nothing more than to see them miserable. I spent my formative years growing up in Charlotte, surrounded by half wits in the public school system that did nothing more than run with the crowd. They ran their mouths much like they do now. I will spare you all the rant about how irrelevant Duke was at everything back then, and how we went toe to toe with those clowns every time we stepped on a court, field, mat, track or bass boat. No. Not this time.

This time I will quietly sit and wait. I will wait until the last fractions of seconds tick off of the clock tomorrow. And then? Well, that depends. If we lose, I will congratulate them, and start counting the minutes until the next opportunity. If we win, I will be happy, but not too boastful.

Either way, I will drink beer. Lots of it.

Let's start with a little recap of last week's action:

BREAKING NEWS: Maryland players walk in on FG kicker trying to hang himself. He's ok, however. Couldn't kick the chair out from underneath.

— John Peregoy III (@JPeregoyIII) October 21, 2012

CRUEL! Poor kid. I finally figured out why I hate Miami so much:

i'm al golden for enterprise rent a car and i'll pick you up

— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) October 21, 2012

And another:

Wins Twitter today.RT @celebrityhottub Al Golden always looks like he's about to yell at you for not helping with inventory after hours.

— Deep Chatham Hokie (@TeaBagPaulus919) October 21, 2012

Good stuff. I still somewhat like Duke this year. The enemy of my enemy and all that:

i wonder how happy duke's gonna be after they find out that bell has 23 years of unpaid parking tickets.

— Coach L Folwer (@Lee_Folwer) October 21, 2012

Hehe. To sidetrack from the football madness for a minute, I would be neglecting my duties if I didn't point out how funny this young man is:

*generic motivation tweet*

— Jordan Vandenberg (@JPV14Wolfpack) October 24, 2012

*random rap quote*

— Jordan Vandenberg (@JPV14Wolfpack) October 24, 2012

*generic statement about drive*

— Jordan Vandenberg (@JPV14Wolfpack) October 24, 2012

I love that dude. Back to football trash talk:

it was inconvenient for state students to have the team practicing in the library all week, but they needed to get used to the crowd noise.

— Coach L Folwer (@Lee_Folwer) October 26, 2012

SOLID. There were a lot of these:

The last time UNC beat NC State in football, goal line camera angles for instant replay had not yet been invented. @rnr_ncsu

— Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) October 25, 2012

I don't care if it's true or not, it's FUNNY!

Upper Room Academy RT @rnr_ncsu: Spoiler alert: I'm compiling a post of things that didn't exist the last time UNC beat State (11/18/06)

— Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) October 25, 2012

HEY!

RT @careylennon: The last time UNC beat NC State, the kid that Erik Highsmith plagiarized his paper from was 6

— Timbo H. (@Ambushing_wolf) October 25, 2012

NICE!

HT: Omega Wolf. He sent this one too, but I couldn't pawn off the whole post on him. Guess he had "better things to do"...Whatever:

Pretty funny. That Swain guy is getting a lot of run this week, but he doesn't win the award. The Gold Star, once again goes to this guy:

well, it looks like there's a good chance it will be blowing and nasty in chapel hill saturday whether tami hansbrough's in town or not.

— Coach L Folwer (@Lee_Folwer) October 25, 2012

HEYOOO!!! Have a good weekend, fellas, and remember: Beer makes everything better!