Why you smilin'? - Doug Pensinger
Good mahnin, how ahh yas?
Welcome to your ACC Tweets of the Week post, where we highlight the funniest stuff said in 140 characters or less, about any and everything related to ACC Sports. Remember, send your suggestions here.
So, what was Undertoe up to this week, you ask? Well I'll tell you. On Monday, I went to Boston, Massachusetts. Holy crap, talk about being out of place.
The first thing I noticed, was how filthy the place was. I mean, I know that Charlotte and Raleigh are no where near as big as Bahhstan, but geez. Clean up after yourselves you filthy Yankees. Trash on the sides of the roads, weeds overgrown, pieces missing from guard rails. What a shit hole.
The next thing that jumped out at me, was just how expensive every thing was. Daggum, dude, I work hard for my shillings. I don't want to spend all of them on a cup of Joe. It is made with the shitty water around here, after all. Oh, youz want cream and sugah wit dat? Dat'll be anothah fitty cents.
Last, but not least, the thing that made me miss home the most, was the attitude of those cats. What a bunch of jerks. I held the door for this one lady, that was pushing a stroller. She looked at me like a dog looking at an answering machine. No thank you, or screw you, or anything. What is wrong with those people? Probably grumpy from living in that dirty ass city.
On to the Tweets!
The rumor mill got cranking this week, which led to these gems:
If the NC State coaching rumor doesn't involve Rick Barnes, I'm just not that interested.— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) November 12, 2012
Any prospective new coach is going to have to show me his TOBing technique before being approved for hire.— Steven (@akulawolf) November 12, 2012
Nice one, El Hefe. Basketball finally got going this week.
i know my basketball and that lorenzo wilson is one fine point guard. he's gonna make state fans forget all about fire and water.— Coach L Folwer (@Lee_Folwer) November 10, 2012
Heh heh, that dude slays me. Dook played:
This game needs more Sonya Curry.— Will Thompson (@thrillis4) November 14, 2012
Indeed it did, my friend, indeed. As much as I hated this guy when he played, I find his humility amusing:
Speaking of the Holes, BonJovi Bernard muffed a punt last night against UVA, which led to this:
"WTF" -- NC STATE FAN— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) November 16, 2012
No. Really. WTF?
And now, since we're talking football, I might as well give props to this guy. He is one of the most prolific Tweeters on my timeline, but I don't think he has ever won the Gold Star. This one isn't ACC related, but it made me chuckle, so here it is:
But could Texas A&M beat the Jaguars?— Matt P (@UMwolfpack87) November 11, 2012
I love it. Have a good weekend, everybody, and be nice to the next Yankee you see. They won't know how to handle it.