This Week in ACC Twitterings: Stiff Neck Edition

Welcome to your ACC Tweets of the Week post, where we highlight the funniest stuff said in 140 characters or less, about any and everything related to ACC Sports. Remember, put your suggestions in the comments section with ACC related accounts we can follow.

I had a crick in my neck this week. Not your typical I-must-have-slept-funny kind of thing, no. This was a burner. It started in my right shoulder and went straight up to my right ear. It was one of those that people could tell you have, because you look like a total retard anytime you turn your head in the wrong direction.

One of my buddies (no, I don't hang around with actual Doctors, my friends can barely tie their own shoes) suggested some stuff to use that rhymes with Tiger Palm, that has about 18 million times the active ingredient of your typical muscle rubbing ointment, or "salve" as it is referred to here in the south. HOLY MOLY did it work. I will offer one simple suggestion if you want to use it, however:

WASH YOUR HANDS. When you are done with the application of this stuff, wash your hands REPEATEDLY. Oh, yeah, I nearly forgot this one last piece of advice: Do not, under any circumstances, pick your nose. Of course, now I have a pain free neck and really, really clean sinus passages, so all is well, I suppose.

Not a lot happened in ACC country this week, but Twitter was alive and well, so, my favorites, after the jump.

The always funny, never funny @NCState_Shit asked who belongs in the NC State_Shit Hall Of Fame, and got some good responses:

That's some good business givin' right there. And, speaking of our old friend, there was a baseball game that was smothered in it this week:
Careful what you wish for, there, TomNam.
Hee hee, that's...oh man...that's good.
Nope, he played the full 40.
Which brings us to the highly anticipated Gold Star Tweet of the Week. Too bad I don't have one this week. What I do have, is totally unrelated to the ACC, but had me laughing uncontrollably for a few hours the other day, starting with this tweet:
What ensued, was one of the funniest, epic tales of man versus beast I have ever witnessed. That, my friend, earns you the honor. Enjoy the weekend, you guys.
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