Welcome to your ACC Tweets of the Week post, where we highlight the funniest stuff said in 140 characters or less, about any and everything related to ACC Sports.
I love the internet. Where else can you get crap like this? I'll tell you where, nowhere, that's where. The sheer volume of unimpressed photos that have appeared in the last few days is amazing. It's really great to see all of the people of the world get together and work behind a common cause, even if said cause is just silliness. Amazing.
You young guys out there, you just don't know how good you have it. When I was a young feller, I had to use an encyclopedia (in-sy-klo-pee-de-uh) if I wanted to research a subject for a report. I also had to use a rotary phone to call my buddy and cheat, but that's not the point. You kids these days, man, all you gotta do is Google that stuff and BOOM! You got enough information to write a dazzling report on any subject you can imagine.
Bar arguments? They can be settled with a smart phone. When I was 20, we debated for weeks over who starred in what crappy sitcom. And if we wanted to make fun of famous athletes? Well, we had to wait 3 weeks for the next issue of Sports Illustrated and draw a mustache on them. This is a golden age my friends. Oh yeah, get offa my lawn.
The usual suspects had some good stuff. These 2 great minds were thinking alike whilst watching the swimming competition the other night:
Man that world record line has tremendous closing speed— Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) August 4, 2012
Wow, no one in these swimming competitions can convert a first down to save their lives.— Steven (@akulawolf) August 4, 2012
Let me help u out walk ard the restaurant till u find what u like on sum one else plate point 2 and give the servant a thumbs up.— cj leslie (@ncsu_cleslie) August 7, 2012
— Chuck Freeman (@Chuck_Freeman) August 7, 2012
@ncstate_shit Word out is, Richard Howell is being held at Madrid International Airport, for fouling the flight attendant mid flight.