Welcome to your blah blah blah.

The Orlando Hampton Inn has a terrible wifi connection which I could lose at any minute, so we're gonna make this quick. This will certainly have punctuation and spelling issues, so, screw you very much, grammar nazis. It probably won't be very funny, either, since I have been deprived of porn all week.

More exclamation points from the coach who yells a lot. very funny ha ha get it?

Meet The Pack Day with the OLine!!! twitter.com/CoachJimBridge…

— Jim Bridge (@CoachJimBridge) August 11, 2012

Cant wait for ACC Basketball to start so I can see some decent officiating again. #Yikes

— Travis Hancock (@TBoneWFNZ) August 12, 2012

Coach K ina red shirt holding up a wolf sign hilarious.

Go pack! twitter.com/JPeregoyIII/st…

— John Peregoy III (@JPeregoyIII) August 13, 2012

I don't know how Joe Lunardi could put UNC in his first bracketology knowing damn well they'll be on a post-season ban.

— Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) August 13, 2012

and every day proves i'm the only man to replace thorp.empty trophy cases don't bother me one damn bit.

— Coach L Folwer (@Lee_Folwer) August 13, 2012

Last one on the subject. Not funny:

I can't wait until this is all over so we can stop arguing about UNC and Rodney Purvis can get on with his career at Hargrave.

— Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) August 15, 2012

Maryland's QB got hurt:

Maryland's ACC preseason prediction: Super-last.

— Greg Wallace (@aimclemson) August 15, 2012

"Coming up next on SportsCenter... Felix Hernandez throws a Perfect Game!! But first lets go to Jets Training Camp.."

— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) August 15, 2012