Boys. BOYS. It's been a long damn time. Too long. Shewwee, I have been THROUGH IT!

Let's see, since my last post, what has happened...

Well,we had New Years, so there was that. Good times, good times. Got drunk. Yep.

January has cruised on by. Weather's been shitty. Mmm Hmmm.

Notre Dame had this linebacker story, perhaps you heard about it:

HA! That is fantastic.

I love that guy. So, let's see January. Lots of Pro Football happened. HARBOWL!!! I will yearn for the days of a Manti story by the time this is over with. Really great playoffs.Russell almost pulled it off. Happy for that guy. Our basketball squad pulled off the big upset:

When Duke loses.. an angel gets its wings

— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) January 12, 2013

More from Stan:

HELLO it is worth noting that in My country Niger the name "Quinn Cook" translates to "Whiny Mouthy Little Bitch." THANK YOU #gopack

— NIT Stan (@NITStan) January 12, 2013

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, TOB got a new gig:

TOB is going to be an assistant coach at Virginia? twitter.com/NCSUShit/statu…

— N.C. State Shit (@NCSUShit) January 3, 2013

That picture will never not be funny. If I have to give a gold star, I guess it will have to go to this guy. H/T Omega for this gem:

That's a good thing to do, young man.

Adios my friends, until we meet again, and, keep it between the ditches.