Roster link

This is important, because it has been scientifically proven that you cannot win without burger boys in basketball and STAHHRRS in football. Julius Randle, who I have heard is tall and we have some interest in recruiting to play for our team, presumably because of injury is not on the roster. I cannot confirm whether or not he has given up the game of basketball to travel the south pacific for a few years.

I trust any grammatical and or factual errors will be corrected in the comments.