YOYOYOYO!!! WHAT'S UP DAWGS?
I hope that everyone is doing well out there in BTP land. I've been lurking in the comments, when I have the time. You guys are nuts. I know I've said it before, but I am glad to be a part of the best little corner in the whole worldwide web.
So, cold as shit outside, huh? I'm so sick of this crap, I just can't stand it. I mean, I just want to get in the truck in the morning, start it up, and drive off. Is that too much to ask? I don't think so. But noooo. You gotta scrape that windshield, mister. FOR SAFETY.
Yes, I am one of those people. I will lean over to the center of the truck and peer through a defrosted hole the size of a quarter. I don't *think* I have hit anybody yet. Heard some pretty loud bumps the other day, but couldn't find any visible damage. After all, that's why you have insurance, aint it?
I can't remember where I left off with the tweets last time, so if I overlap, then they were really funny. LAUGH AGAIN, DAMMIT!
Hey, so Gameday came to Raleigh!! Like you didn't know:
Oh well done RT @packpride: Best Game Day sign so far "Lennay kekua was in my AFAM class at UNC"— ACC Sports (@ACCSports) January 26, 2013
I'm kinda pissed Debbie took away our chance to watch TOB sing 'Moon River' on gameday.— Frumpzilla (@YieldToFrump) January 26, 2013
Very nice, very nice. I'm gonna miss this kid:
Scott Wood was pushed for a "better answer" re: how good it feels to beat UNC. His reply: "It's not like I just hooked up with Heidi Klum."— Derek Medlin (@DerekMedlin) January 27, 2013
Awesome. You all heard that the Jet's coach is a perv, right?
Jets coach Rex Ryan's son is visiting Clemson, his father reportedly is a big fan of the Tiger Paw— Chili (@DannyFordIsGod) January 26, 2013
Hehe. That kills me. For some reason, after the Virginia game, I didn't find anything funny about anything, so, these are all I got:
Free lunch to anyone who puts an NC State sticker on TOB at the game tonight.— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) January 29, 2013
TOB will be sitting behind the NC State bench yelling "that's what happens when you're a great recruiter and a terrible coach!"— Steven (@akulawolf) January 29, 2013
Nice effort there, El Hefe, but this guy gets the gold star:
Of course TOB will be at the game. Where else would he be, recruiting?— Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) January 29, 2013
Oh shit man, tears. You boys send me some tweets to @JamieFamous72, and I might do this more often. In the meantime, keep it between the ditches.