Doritos, Pickle Juice, And Hot Sauce: A Lesson In Offseason Boredom

Doritos, pickle juice, and hot sauce. I don't even know where someone comes up with the idea to combine those three things into a theoretically edible snack, though that's what Frisman Jackson did. I assumed there was no way this could end well, but I figured I might as well give it a shot anyway***.

(***This is also my approach to watching all NC State basketball games.)

I followed the recipe to the letter and threw all of that shit in a container and just shook it up until the chips appeared sufficiently saturated with the pickle juice and hot sauce. The result, as you can see here, was a Dorito-tinted runoff of liquid that did not enhance anything whatsoever.

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The Doritos quietly accepted their soggy doom, defenseless against the assault of liquid. The smell was... you know it wasn't that bad, really. I expected this to be horrible all the way around, but it actually wasn't. The end result was bearable. It wasn't what I would call good, but it wasn't retch-inducing, either.

Still, the idea that this is somehow a worthwhile snack is entirely preposterous. Unless Frisman Jackson has this down to a science such that the chips somehow retain their crispness--a notion completely refuted by his own description of the marination process--it simply cannot work. There is no place for this thing at any meal or anywhere in between.

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