I say this is the best "first pitch" ever. Miss Texas throws (?) out the first pitch at a Rangers-Angels game.
Just look at that technique.
In an effort to get my word count up to the required number, I have to keep on typing. Since the video is worth seeing, I will make an effort to type the required number of words. Still short! Maybe soon. Hey, how about the Nats? Just a few more words. Got it.