NC State's beloved two-month-old ACC Rock That Symbolizes Something Or Other tragically sustained severe sledgehammer-related damage at NC State's football facility early Wednesday morning.
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— Jason Veltkamp (@StateStrengthV) June 5, 2013
I warned them not to invite Larry Fedora over breakfast. I told them he has a well-documented history of banging on shit with a fucking sledgehammer just because this is America and he damn well can. Remember when he tried to shatter a rubber tire? He has been into binge-hammering for a long time now.
He went on like that for 17 consecutive hours.
Now he's broken our big-ass rock. That thing served no purpose, but dammit, it was our big-ass rock.