It's game day and what that means in this particular case is DOOM. So I suggest you all find a happy place. Preferably before the game begins, so you don't have to worry that much about how the inevitable outcome affects your search for a happy place.
(A hat tip to @scacchoops for the inspiration.)
This game might be bad, and Tajh Boyd might throw for a thousand yards. But we can get through this together, whether our pants are on fire or not. Sure, the odds are stacked against us here. There is no realistic reason to assume or so much as guess that we will win tonight. Still, it could happen; it could always happen.
If it turns out that Clemson does what everyone expects Clemson to do, it wouldn't be a bad idea to have scouted out a happy place. This place would presumably include a whole hell of a lot of alcohol.
(This post is in no way meant to jinx Clemson, which is the best football team of all time.)