"Goddamn vending machine's out of cinnabuns again."
*sighs heavily* "Christ, it's like every other week around here."
*Selects, inhales candy bar. Rides his own pass to
the fairgrounds, crashes through RBC Center roof.*
"No, Harrison, over there!"
"We're doomed!"
"Worry not, fair citizens!" *Throws 80-yard pass into quadruple coverage for a
touchdown, kicks extra point.*
"Eh. I've seen better."
touchdown, kicks extra point.*
"Eh. I've seen better."