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Filed under: Ranks The Major Conferences' Hoops Recruiting Hauls

This is old news, apparently, but I only found it when I saw Gottfried's mug on Yahoo!'s college basketball front page earlier this afternoon. Rivals took stock of the recruiting efforts by all of the major conferences and placed the ACC at #1. Let's check in on poor Khloe Kardashian:

The ACC was the recruiting winner of the conferences following the early signing period for the 2012 class. Five teams from the conference rank among the nation's top 25 recruiting classes. Surprising N.C. State currently has the conference's top class.

Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. You mean to tell me Khloe Kardashian is doing better than her more...notorious...sisters? This cannot be correct. I am leaving the Internet forever. Please page Gary Parrish and get him on this situation.

Top signees at each position
PG Marcus Paige (North Carolina)
SG Rodney Purvis (North Carolina State)
SF T.J. Warren (North Carolina State)
PF Robert Carter (Georgia Tech)
C Shaquille Cleare (Maryland)