Now that yesterday's pseudo-opening day thing is out of the way, we can get on to the serious business. It's snowing in Cleveland, which can only mean that baseball, sweet sweet baseball, is back. It's a great day for America.
I know there are Cubs and Twins fans among you, and while I cannot agree with these regrettable life choices, I'm not here to tell you how to live. At least not today. You're all dead to me anyway. But not you, Jim Thome. I still love you.