Among the violations:
-- Not enough America on any of the UNC coaching staff's hats.
-- Fish tank in Davis's office 20-25 percent too ostentatious.
-- When asked to drop down and give me 20, defensive coordinator only able to give 15.
-- Holden Thorp's brand of jazz fusion stale, mundane.
-- Misled investigators by labeling team "champions in the traffic courtroom," which turned out not to be a good thing at all.