Welcome to your super early ACC Tweets of the Week post, where we highlight the funniest stuff said in 140 characters or less, about any and everything related to ACC Sports. Remember, put your suggestions in the comments section with ACC related accounts we can follow.
I am posting early this week, because I have CPR training today. It is a requirement for one of my customers, that everyone working on their site has it. I think it's a good idea, and I am really glad that I am getting the class for free. I hope I never have to use it. I also hope that I get to practice on a really hot chick, because I am a dirty old man.
Anyhoo, lots of good stuff this week. Ralston Turner announced his transfer, and FSU is still pissing and moaning, but this week I have enough to waste your time with Amile stuff. Off we go!!!
Early in the day, we had quality snark like this:
Mediocrity RT @YieldToFrump Where's the exact middle point between State & Duke campuses?— Adam Rowe (@DukeHoopBlog) May 15, 2012
Duke people are smart.
Our folks had some funny stuff too:
I ran game sim 100 times and it has Amile choosing NC State 58 times.@scacchoops#gamesimknowsall— Scott Clark (@Clarksa) May 15, 2012
Hee hee, I don't know why that gets me...
Of course, AFTER the decision, the bitterness flowed...
I don't suggest Amile venture off Duke's campus and onto the streets of Durham wearing that Carlton Banks outfit he sported today— Wilson-Blake-Stick (@thefantasybible) May 16, 2012
He'll fit right in.
"For me, it came down to not wanting to foul out of games" - Amile Jefferson— Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) May 15, 2012
SHIVSHFSKI would NEVER let that happen.
CBSSports.com is reporting Amile Jefferson's basketball dreams have died.— C (@wxmoose) May 15, 2012
I don't know about his weather forecasting skills, but that dude cracks me up.
But of all the good stuff that came out of the announcement, the following wins my gold star tweet of the week. (It's a thing, look it up.)
When Amile flopped on the State coaching staff today, it was pretty obvious he is a natural for Duke.— John Peregoy III (@JPeregoyIII) May 16, 2012
Enjoy the weekend, you guys.