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There was no question who won last week, as Will Graves' hilarious shenanigans caused him to win by almost double the amount of votes the next closest contender, Philip Rivers' faces. We've got a hilarious batch of entries to choose from this week, so let's get right down to it. Which is your #goacc Moment of the Week? Vote below!
1. Paul Johnson gets Christmas cookies from Bill Belichick....wait, what? (h/t @SaintWarrick).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23goacc&src=hash">#goacc</a> RT <a href="https://twitter.com/GTPaulJohnson">@GTPaulJohnson</a>: You know it's Christmas when Bill Belichick's cookies arrive. <a href="http://t.co/RZ11ffsLAU">pic.twitter.com/RZ11ffsLAU</a></p>— Jeff (@saintwarrick) <a href="https://twitter.com/saintwarrick/statuses/414176278363639808">December 20, 2013</a></blockquote>
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There's so much happening here. You've got two of the biggest curmudgeon coaches in the history of sports exchanging Christmas cookies. First, how did this tradition start? Second, what do the Belichick cookies taste like? Bland? Fear? Inquiring minds wish to know, Paul Johnson.
2. Mike London sends the worst recruiting letter ever (h/t @Deadspin).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Virginia's recruiting letters aren't even trying anymore: <a href="http://t.co/iVHBiOB8N1">http://t.co/iVHBiOB8N1</a> <a href="http://t.co/vF3GyYzyzG">pic.twitter.com/vF3GyYzyzG</a></p>— Deadspin (@Deadspin) <a href="https://twitter.com/Deadspin/statuses/413773778007494657">December 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Did he get his inspiration from this infamous Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode?
I guess with that Paul Hewitt-esque buyout he's got looming, the noted police officer enthusiast feels he doesn't need to work that hard on recruiting.
3. Kyle Washington and Ralston Turner both really wanted that rebound (h/t @joeovies).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Uh. Guys? No. <a href="https://t.co/RMV8U8GYTz">https://t.co/RMV8U8GYTz</a></p>— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) <a href="https://twitter.com/joeovies/statuses/413479175786606592">December 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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"No, I'VE got the ball."
"NOOO....IT'S MY REBOUND."
"GIMME THAT."
"NO WAY IT'S MINE!!"
4. The Miami Hurricanes are getting all crazy with Photoshop (h/t @lebrownlow).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23goacc&src=hash">#goacc</a> RT <a href="https://twitter.com/mattyports">@mattyports</a>: wut RT <a href="https://twitter.com/CanesHoops">@CanesHoops</a>: How far would you go to chase your dream? <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23CanesHoops&src=hash">#CanesHoops</a> <a href="http://t.co/EEV6e5NIh3">pic.twitter.com/EEV6e5NIh3</a></p>— Lauren Brownlow (@lebrownlow) <a href="https://twitter.com/lebrownlow/statuses/412728772144930817">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I can't look at this picture without hearing this in the background:
5. Poor Testudo (h/t @Jakob_Engelke and @SBNationCFB).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p>RT <a href="https://twitter.com/MarParNews">@MarParNews</a>: The fire in front of Testudo tonight. The tradition of finals offerings has officially gone too far <a href="http://t.co/YZOsugjeF7">pic.twitter.com/YZOsugjeF7</a></p>— Jakob Engelke (@Jakob_Engelke) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jakob_Engelke/statuses/413274233838792704">December 18, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23goacc&src=hash">#goacc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NinjaSwoff&src=hash">#NinjaSwoff</a> RT <a href="https://twitter.com/SBNationCFB">@SBNationCFB</a>: Maryland's mascot statue caught fire last night: <a href="http://t.co/nuAotmunjb">http://t.co/nuAotmunjb</a> <a href="http://t.co/pY8jAuR1wa">pic.twitter.com/pY8jAuR1wa</a></p>— Will Thompson (@thrillis4) <a href="https://twitter.com/thrillis4/statuses/414388499719421952">December 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Ninja Swoff is sending a message, y'all.
6. Florida State University Foundation should probably proofread their requests for donations (h/t @GeorgeTakei)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>From a fan. Perhaps "its" alumni should donate more. <a href="http://t.co/FygiPiWP38">pic.twitter.com/FygiPiWP38</a></p>— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/statuses/412421953883230208">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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OH my.
7. Some UNC fans brought some #FreePJ signs into Cameron Indoor for the Duke vs Gardner-Webb game. One Duke fan wasn't having it (h/t @JakeFehling).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Video of <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23FreePJ&src=hash">#FreePJ</a> sign No. 2 getting snatched. No. 1 was tossed into the rafters. Security grabbed No.… <a href="http://t.co/y4dErnTTCO">http://t.co/y4dErnTTCO</a></p>— Jake Fehling (@jakefehling) <a href="https://twitter.com/jakefehling/statuses/412750657624748032">December 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Welp, guess that grassroots campaign didn't work out too well.