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Tweets and Cheerleaders: Winter Can Die Now Edition

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The people have spoken - and we have listened.

I'll show you a horned frog....
I'll show you a horned frog....
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YOYOYOYO!!! WHAT'S UP DAWGS?

I hope that everyone is doing well out there in BTP land. I've been lurking in the comments, when I have the time. You guys are nuts. I know I've said it before, but I am glad to be a part of the best little corner in the whole worldwide web.

So, cold as shit outside, huh? I'm so sick of this crap, I just can't stand it. I mean, I just want to get in the truck in the morning, start it up, and drive off. Is that too much to ask? I don't think so. But noooo. You gotta scrape that windshield, mister. FOR SAFETY.

Yes, I am one of those people. I will lean over to the center of the truck and peer through a defrosted hole the size of a quarter. I don't *think* I have hit anybody yet. Heard some pretty loud bumps the other day, but couldn't find any visible damage. After all, that's why you have insurance, aint it?

I can't remember where I left off with the tweets last time, so if I overlap, then they were really funny. LAUGH AGAIN, DAMMIT!

Hey, so Gameday came to Raleigh!! Like you didn't know:

Heyooo!

Very nice, very nice. I'm gonna miss this kid:

Awesome. You all heard that the Jet's coach is a perv, right?

Hehe. That kills me. For some reason, after the Virginia game, I didn't find anything funny about anything, so, these are all I got:

Nice effort there, El Hefe, but this guy gets the gold star:

Oh shit man, tears. You boys send me some tweets to @JamieFamous72, and I might do this more often. In the meantime, keep it between the ditches.