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The #goacc Tournament of Champions: The Finals

The best of the best (worst?) have been selected after a rigorous process by the selection committee of one. Now it's up to you to help determine the #goacc champion of the season.

Sidenote, is that a sequined jacket Sager has on? The man has zero shame.
Sidenote, is that a sequined jacket Sager has on? The man has zero shame.
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After two brutally difficult matchups to predict between all four one seeds, we're down to just the final two. Honestly, this was the pairing I probably would've least predicted - I thought for certain that Boeheim's meltdown would make it to the finals against the UNC fan's car getting stuck. Twas not to be, as Wanking Roy Williams edged out Mr. Boeheim by a mere four votes as of the last count this evening. Our friends from New York, much like on their first trip to Greensboro, come away empty handed. So who will win this colassal matchup of #goacc titans? Vote below!

#1. UNC fan's car gets stuck on stairs near Tucker Beach vs. #1. Wanking Roy Williams Cardboard Cutout

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It would be a UNC fan who would attempt to drive their Mercedes down a flight of stairs <a href=""></a></p>&mdash; Clayton McGee (@Clayton_247) <a href="">January 30, 2014</a></blockquote>

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When the story of the UNC fan's car getting stuck first broke here on BTP, many of you astutely predicted that this would be the eventual #goacc champion. I mean, just look at this quote that the Technician got from the driver that I pulled from the Wolf Web and put in the comments of the story:

“A 68 year-old man drove his Mercedes Benz down the stairs between the Carroll and Owen residence halls, Thursday. The driver, who was not injured, was on his way to Arby’s on Hillsborough Street but says that his wife gave him bad directions from Western Boulevard. He drove from the Bragaw parking lot and said 'I didn’t have a foot on the accelerator. I had it on the brake and was going the pace of the students. I didn’t want to hit one of them so I was going with the flow.'"

Everything about that is utterly fantastic. Meanwhile, you have this tremendous vine of Roy Williams doing his infamous "power dump squat," where it appears the arm is broken. That lead to @Bart_Smith recording said vine of someone shaking this sign up and down during a stoppage in play at a UNC game. You'd think someone would notice, and point out to the student that maybe they shouldn't be shaking that sign with that arm broken due to the suggestive motion it made, but thankfully no one did (or everyone was too busy laughing at how hilarious it was to stop it), and we're all better for it.

One of these two is our #goacc Champion, and we need your help to decide. Vote below!!