The #goacc Moment of the Week (1/6/2015)

The weekly in-depth look at the best (worst?) moments in ACC schadenfreude.

By thrillis4@thrillis4 Jan 6, 2015, 8:00am EST

"Jazz hands, y'all, JAZZ HANDS! MOAR JAZZ HANDS!!!"

What a way to close out 2014 - last week we saw an incredible battle of worthy entries, but ultimately Bleacher Report designating Marquise Williams as a Heisman Candidate (still makes me LOL) eeked out a one vote victory. But holy hell y'all, if you thought last week was tough, we might as well go ahead and make 2015 the year of #goacc, because lawd have mercy this week's contestants are incredible. We've also got multiple BAH GAWD moments to help start your 2015 off right. Anyways, it's time to vote. Which is your #goacc Moment of the Week? Vote below!

1. Pittsburgh completed one of the worst bed crapping incidents you'll ever see in college football (h/t ESPN and @RedditCFB).

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Just look at the last 6 minutes in the boxscore <a href="http://t.co/GHaaTtH4P3">pic.twitter.com/GHaaTtH4P3</a></p>— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) <a href="https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/551110548746563586">January 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

I didn't get to see this live, but in the name of all that is holy, what in the damn hell, Pitt? Even NC State Sheeeeeeeeeeet is jealous they didn't think of this kind of epic collapse first. Between losing their head coach to Wisconsin, a losing season culminating with this epic collapse, and getting drubbed in Raleigh in basketball, it's been a rough stretch for Pitt.

2. Kennedy Meeks gets ACC play started with a shot off the backboard (h/t to our own @akulawolf).

That would've been a good shot if he was trying to arc something onto the Plinko board on the Price is Right, but otherwise that's one of the worst shots I've ever seen.

3. Buzz Williams Dance Party! (h/t @theACCDN).

There aren't many crazier college basketball coaches out there right now than Buzz, who I think we all know was impersonating at the beginning of that clip. Let's add a little music to that, shall we?

Much better.

4. Good job good effort, Tervis (h/t @BloggerSoDear and @DerekMedlin).

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/goacc?src=hash">#goacc</a> RT <a href="https://twitter.com/BloggerSoDear">@BloggerSoDear</a>: Are you kidding me, <a href="https://twitter.com/TervisTumbler">@TervisTumbler</a>? <a href="http://t.co/LGcrZSztjR">pic.twitter.com/LGcrZSztjR</a></p>— Derek Medlin (@DerekMedlin) <a href="https://twitter.com/DerekMedlin/status/551442301781049344">January 3, 2015</a></blockquote>

For a company that works with collegiate logos as much as Tervis, you'd think they'd be able to spell a mascot name correctly.

5. Jahlil Okafor sure does look different, ACC Network (h/t @the_Jameson and @DukeBlogger).

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/goacc?src=hash">#goacc</a> RT <a href="https://twitter.com/Dukeblogger">@Dukeblogger</a>: Jahlil sure looks different <a href="http://t.co/BUgj2R5E1J">pic.twitter.com/BUgj2R5E1J</a></p>— Jameson (@the_Jameson) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_Jameson/status/551437865390194690">January 3, 2015</a></blockquote>

Also, when did Jahlil start playing for NC State? That intern is so fired.

6. Jameis Winston quite literally stumbled onto the Internet's next great meme (h/t @the_jameson and irham (Vine)).

In case you've been living under a rock, and missed the Rose Bowl/Semifinal game of the College Football Playoff (ICE COLLLLLD DR. PEPPER HERE -- DAMNIT GET LARRY CULPEPPER OUT OF MY POST), the quarterback of Florida State provided a highly comedic moment that essentially sealed the game in Oregon's favor. Here's the original video, via @the_Jameson:

Hysterical. This video lead to endless amounts of memes that could make up their own post, but without a doubt here was my favorite one:

This was just so well done. I had to add my own into the ring as well, adding a little Mario Kart theme to it:

But wait, there's more from the Rose Bowl...

7. Brands decided to poke fun at Florida State's expense.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/goacc?src=hash">#goacc</a> RT <a href="https://twitter.com/Arbys">@Arbys</a>: If you're loving this game, we've got a few desserts you might enjoy. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Turnovers?src=hash">#Turnovers</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OREvsFSU?src=hash">#OREvsFSU</a></p>— Will Thompson (@thrillis4) <a href="https://twitter.com/thrillis4/status/550827131945902080">January 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

Oof. You know when a fast food chain pokes fun at the fact that you can't hang on to the ball, well, it's just not your night. And yes, there's even more from this game!

8. Jimbo Fisher got caught saying a naughty word on TV! (h/t @SBNationCFB).

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Jimbo Fisher: “Jameis, if you don’t calm the (expletive) down, you’re going to the bench.” <a href="http://t.co/cPlGjov7B4">http://t.co/cPlGjov7B4</a> <a href="https://t.co/KshlyfIAfd">https://t.co/KshlyfIAfd</a></p>— SB✯Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) <a href="https://twitter.com/SBNationCFB/status/550822227512680448">January 2, 2015</a></blockquote>

Can't believe Ninja Swoff didn't swoop in and levy a fine there.

9. Florida lost to Florida State in basketball because a Florida player scored the winning basket for Florida State (h/t @Terrence_Payne).

This is the most "Florida Man" ways to lose a basketball game in Florida ever. I'm not sure even NC State Sheeeeeeet could do this to us. [immediately jumps off cliff for giving NC State Sheeeeeet the idea]

10. Roy Williams struggles with an old dance craze (h/t @joeovies).

I don't understand, ol' Roy. The chicken dance is so easy, why are you getting so mad?

And now, for your moment of zen,

THE JIM ROSS BAH GAWD MOMENT OF THE WEEK!!

I had so much trouble determining a winner y'all that I decided to add not one, not two, but THREE clips from the legendary WWE play by play man. Without further ado, let's start JR off in the Sugar Bowl!

That Alabama player shouldn't be legal. Good gracious that dude is large. Moving on, there was an absolutely MASSIVE hit in Michigan State's epic comeback over Baylor, so let's see what good ol' JR has to say about it.

How that kicker wasn't decapitated is beyond my level of comprehension. Dude got absolutely leveled. Finally, let's head to the Orange Bowl, and I'm sure Paul Johnson enjoyed the hell out of this:

Have a great week everyone!