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ACC invents new school called 'UNC State'

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Perhaps you've just sat down in your Greensboro Coliseum seat after a run to concessions. You have had a pleasant day so far despite the fact that a completely unnecessary FSU-Clemson basketball game is going on in front of you. To pass some time, you decide to flip through the ACC tournament program, WHEN SUDDENLY

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT, ACC, OH MY GOD HOW IS THIS EVEN SOMETHING THAT CAN HAPPEN HOLY SHIT, YOU DAMN IDIOTS WITH YOUR CLEARLY LACKADAISICAL COPY EDITING METHODS I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP YELLING MY WAY THROUGH A RUN-ON SENTENCE UNTIL THIS ERROR IS CORRECTED YOU INCOMPETENT HUMANS GO TO PRISON AND STAY THERE FOREVER CHOKE ON SOME POISON GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS