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Ahh...can you feel it? The winds of football are blowing in....making this the last week of the #goacc offseason! And holy hell y'all, have we got a hell of a lineup to close out the offseason. We had another tremendous voter turnout last week, with almost half of you voting for the paltry reaction Larry Fedora got at his radio show. Hoping to see that kind of voting turnout and more this week too! Our ol' pal JR is back again, and he's got a lot to say this week. And with that, you know the drill, it's time to vote. Which is your #goacc Moment of the Week? Vote below!
1. Jameis Winston appeared on a advertising banner for Publix (h/t @TheKenManCometh).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jameis Winston on a Publix banner... Who did this????? <a href="http://t.co/z0hFO9gZdX">pic.twitter.com/z0hFO9gZdX</a></p>— Kenny Wilson (@TheKenManCometh) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheKenManCometh/status/637431298798276608">August 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Someone at Publix either has a really great sense of humor, or is completely oblivious to the fact that Winston shoplifted some crab legs from a Publix. Either way, this is amazing.
2. Here's some Pitt Panthers merchandise! (h/t @iamspilly).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="http://t.co/LCvQJ7oNBA">pic.twitter.com/LCvQJ7oNBA</a></p>— Spilly (@IAmSpilly) <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmSpilly/status/636717869569589252">August 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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"Do you like Pitt football and ham?"
"I do not like them, Pitt-I-Am."
3. Can someone give Quentez Johnson a hand here? (h/t @armstrongABC11).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Today's random happy moment while editing. Watching Quentez Johnson get NO HELP while clambering up for pic... <a href="https://t.co/quwkT2kjAs">https://t.co/quwkT2kjAs</a></p>— Mark Armstrong (@ArmstrongABC11) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArmstrongABC11/status/637010915431464961">August 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Come on y'all, give him a quick helping hand!
4. Russell Wilson continues to be stupid (h/t @lebrownlow).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">RUSSELL NO <a href="http://t.co/8Gfwk4yPFv">pic.twitter.com/8Gfwk4yPFv</a></p>— Lauren Brownlow (@lebrownlow) <a href="https://twitter.com/lebrownlow/status/637028395285614592">August 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Most of y'all have seen this already, but this passage bears review again. Good God. Why is someone letting him spew this nonsense?
5. A Duke residence hall experienced one of the worst things ever (h/t @DukeChronicle).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“We were...in the kitchen, and pee started flying from the ceiling."—a Brown resident: <a href="http://t.co/k7Exx25ydh">http://t.co/k7Exx25ydh</a></p>— The (Duke) Chronicle (@DukeChronicle) <a href="https://twitter.com/DukeChronicle/status/638733825573392384">September 1, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Think about it - you're a student at Duke, all excited for a brand new school year, you walk into the kitchen, minding your own business, look up, and urine is falling on you from the ceiling. I think I would've burned everything I was wearing that day. Good grief. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
6. Miami Football players participated in an interesting photoshoot (h/t @saintwarrick).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Still not as embarrassing as never winning the Coastal. <a href="http://t.co/w8WJacuO1S">pic.twitter.com/w8WJacuO1S</a></p>— Jeff (@saintwarrick) <a href="https://twitter.com/saintwarrick/status/638090090691039233">August 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Yeah........uh..............erm..............I got nothing.
7. Brad Kaaya has some insane stats y'all! (h/t @BarrettSallee).
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wow, Brad Kaaya is really good. <a href="http://t.co/GUcZLU2NbW">pic.twitter.com/GUcZLU2NbW</a></p>— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) <a href="https://twitter.com/BarrettSallee/status/637821227860664320">August 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Hmmm....something seems off here y'all. Can't put my finger on it.
And now, for your moment of wrasslin'...
THE JIM ROSS BAH GAWD MOMENT(s) OF THE WEEK!!
Hoo boy. Good ol' JR is back again this week y'all, and has he got a lot to say. First, the legendary voice of wrasslin' watched Usain Bolt run in a race in China, when things went awry with a segway cameraman:
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Yikes. Next, JR decided to take in some more preseason football, watching the Baltimore Ravens and that laughable team in Washington, when Harbaugh decided to get in Gruden's face:
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He did a lot of talking, all right, until of course he had to talk to a halftime reporter and acted like a total jerkbag.
Lastly, JR watched the Broncos and the 49ers play, and well, poor Reggie Bush:
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See y'all next week!