Hoo boy, are y'all in for a treat this week. We've got some truly fantastic entries for y'all to vote on, and I think you'll have a rather tough time selecting one winner, even with the return of #goacc legend Frank Beamer! More on him in a minute. Last week, in sort of a surprising result, the poll of Syracuse fans saying they'd rather have more comfortable seats at the Carrier Dome vs a winning football team won in a landslide. Fairly confident we'll see a much closer vote this week. We've also got an absolute doozy of a #suregrin winner, a great photoshop, and of course, some wisdom from the world of wrasslin'. Let's get right down to the vote. Which is your #goacc Moment of the Week? Vote below!
1. Josh Pastner hanging out with Andre 3000 in Atlanta.
Hey Ya! Andre 3000 is teaching me all about #ATLiens! pic.twitter.com/reMWDTzu7y— Coach Josh Pastner (@GTJoshPastner) May 25, 2016
Andre 3000 is probably thinking to himself, "who is this nerd?"
2. Orlando Early trolls Elliot Avent in the best way possible.
@Elliott_Avent hey man. Stop giving ur friends my address. pic.twitter.com/S9wKR1dg0O— Orlando Early (@coachoearly) May 25, 2016
This is some grade A use of Twitter dot com, Coach O.
3. This is certainly one way to start a rally, UNC Baseball team (h/t @worldstarfunny).
NORTH CAROLINA'S BULLPEN pic.twitter.com/ZVFG0Rcgcv— WORLD STAR FANS (@WorldStarFunny) May 18, 2016
Maybe they should spend less time goofing around in the bullpen and work on their game...just saying.
4. Frank Beamer is BACK baby! (h/t @AyoKJones).
this man appreciates the finer things in life @edsbs pic.twitter.com/5mIfmUkMyR— A0K-J1S (@AyoKJones) May 21, 2016
Frank Beamer is livin' that retirement life to the fullest y'all. Getting a pedi while scooping a Cookout Milkshake...Frank knows what's up. I just want to know what kind of milkshake he ordered from Cookout. There are so many wonderful choices - I'm partial to the Oreo milkshakes myself.
5. The Memphis Grizzlies interviewed Jeff Bzdelik for their head coach position because they like wasting time (h/t @marcjspearsESPN).
Grizzlies assistant coach Jeff Bzdelik interviewed with Grizzlies about their coach opening yesterday before talking to the Rockets today.— Marc J. Spears (@MarcJSpearsESPN) May 19, 2016
What's the point? I realize he hasn't been at Wake in a few years and has been with Memphis as an assistant already, but good lord, why would you waste that time? Bzdelik would win maybe....MAYBE 15 games as an NBA head coach.
the #suregrin award.
This week's winner of all things stupid and ridiculous goes out to the New York Times for this garbage, click-baity article insulting breakfast:
Sorry, there's nothing magical about breakfast https://t.co/ZF1OA9pDNz via @UpshotNYT pic.twitter.com/z3pdBsWofA— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 23, 2016
There is EVERYTHING magical about breakfast you ingrates. Send one of your reporters down south and let them experience the magic of Bojangles or Waffle House or Biscuitville or literally any other litany of examples of fantastic breakfast joints. Obviously, this dunce of a reporter has never had the experience of eating a country ham, egg and cheese biscuit, which might be the greatest breakfast food ever made. As the great Katie Nolan would say, DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT, New York Times!
The best photoshop of the week!
Let's go to this wonderful edit via Preston Moser, who posted this incredible Crying Jordan of the Raptors logo, which is even more appropriate after the Raptors got powerbombed through the Spanish Announce Table:
May 20, 2016
That is just terrific, in so many ways.
And now, for your moment of wrasslin'...
THE JIM ROSS BAH GAWD MOMENT OF THE WEEK!!
Good ol' JR is going to take us to the world of soccer this week, where the New York Red Bulls smoked NYCFC 7-0. Without further ado, take it away JR!
Have a great week everyone!