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The man, the myth, the legend, Thayer Thomas

Two freshman have caught our eyes the beginning of this season, as potential legendary figures. This is the first.

I hear Thayer Thomas can grow an amazing beard, but refuses to out of respect for Chuck Norris.

Thayer Thomas was raised by an actual pack of wolves.

Thayer Thomas was once bit by a rattlesnake. The rattlesnake died from his blood.

Dave Doeren can't legally use Thayer Thomas as his starting Quarterback because it would violate the Geneva Convention.

Odell Beckham Jr. said he strives to be like Thayer Thomas.

Thayer Thomas isn't legally allowed to play in the NFL as it would be unfair to other teams.

Thayer Thomas owns the air rights above Wayne Day Field.

The most interesting man in the world wears Thayer Thomas pajamas.