BTP The Offseason, Day 114: Look at these dorks

Y’know you’re just trying to clear any given day at this point and you’re just trying to walk home and maybe sit on the couch for five goddamned seconds and OH FOR THE LOVE OF

Sounds tedious.

Confirmed.

UNC has a world-renowned journalism program, and yet every person even attempting to write about the Tar Heels online does so with the forced ignorance of an idiot who spends three-quarters of the year eating his fingers for lunch.

Look at these dorks, look at how proudly they shout in a public square, where they’re coming from, and what they’re about, which is nothing.

What a joke, what an embarrassment. Shallow necessity, countless borrowed emotions.

So tedious.