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NC State assistant Levi Watkins tweeted this out on Christmas, as a big huge teaser which is no fair, man.
Loving the NBA Christmas uniforms. Really similar to the ALL-RED uniforms we may wear this season. #wpn stay tuned.
— Levi Watkins (@Levi_Watkins21) December 25, 2012
As long as they aren't too close to the Knicks-orange end of the spectrum, which nearly blinded me this afternoon, these actually could be decent. But I guess we'll just have to see when and where these special uniforms are deployed, and what form of curse they eventually take. I'm just kidding. That's only black uniforms, right? Yeah. Let's go with that.
On second thought, maybe it's black specialty uniforms that demand defeat despite a double-digit lead, while red specialty uniforms mean...a loss at the buzzer? In overtime? In overtime at the buzzer! No! Shot bounces off guy wiping the floor near the bench and it goes in at the buzzer! In overtime! Hey, I'm just trying to prepare you people emotionally for the inevitable, which is a shot off towel dude's noggin'. Sure, it sounds crazy now, but just you wait.