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Hello, friend, thank you for making the internet choice to click on slash whatever the url for this page is. We appreciate your clicking through to this page but we are not on the internet right now, and for this we are terribly sorry.

If you would please leave your name and lamentations, we will get back to you just as soon as we can, which may be never because we're typing this from a car that is hurtling toward a cliff. We may attempt to thwart a grisly plunge to the ground by catching a balloon thrown by Trevor Lacy, which will take us into high orbit. At this point the voting on the matter is split.

Should we opt against the balloon route, let us say that it has been a pleasure to-- aw hell, who are we kidding. See you all next game. Winning out seems not only possible but inevitable. Go Pack.