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Rob Crisp, Andrew Wallace Still Absent Depth Chart, Earthly Plane Of Existence

Rob Crisp and Andrew Wallace have been found, but they are lost, lost forever.

David Butler II-US PRESSWIRE - Presswire

NC State's offensive line will still be without some contributors against Maryland, if this updated depth chart is in fact accurate. (Things can always change with the injury report on Thursday, this being Tom O'Brien and all.)

Were you wondering where Rob Crisp went? Me too. He was a pretty helpful dude. Tall fellow. Strong like tree. Well, I have bad news. You see, much like Ozzie Smith, Rob has a habit of checking out roadside oddities. He recently visited the Springfield Mystery Spot and will never be heard from least not in this dimension.

So that's a shame. On a related note, Andrew Wallace recently stepped into a chrono-synclastic infundibulum and will only materialize on Earth sporadically between now and the rest of eternity. (It's best not to ask.)