Virginia Suspends Three Players

Three Virginia football players have been suspended for this weekend's game, for, you know...

[UVa head coach Mike London] refused to divulge the specific infractions that precipitated the suspensions but declared that the punishment would hold until he felt "satisfied that the things [that] are required and that have to be done…have been satisfied or not." The suspensions are Virginia’s first this season.

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Linebacker Henry Coley, tight end Jeremiah Mathis, and fullback LoVante' Battle were the players suspended by head coach Mike London. The only guy who could have had a significant impact on this weekend's game is Coley, who is fourth on the team in tackles with 40. The other two are reserves.