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Sun Heavily Involved In Fates Of Steven Bench, Brandon Mitchell

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Do you like the sun? Steven Bench does, which is why he is leaving Big Ten country:

This is good news, because we have a fair amount of sun in North Carolina. Not like Florida-level sun perhaps, but we hold our own in the sunshine department if I do say so myself. Now, let's check in with Brandon Mitchell.

Hmmm. Not good. Not good at all. If he is considering a Big Ten school then he may be anti-sun. That's bad news for us right there. Where do you come down on this whole sun thing? Frankly I'm not sure how I feel anymore. I mean on the one hand, the sun helped Captain Kirk go back in time and save the whales. On the other, it caused the Earth to flood, which resulted in Danny Glover getting squished by an aircraft carrier.