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I thought I was a big Wolfpack fan but clearly there is work left to be done on my end. For example, I do not have a giant NC State tattoo on my person. Or any tattoo for that matter. That places me waaaay behind this guy right here:
Hey coach @StateCoachD here's my #STATEment. I'm ready for some @NCStateFootball! Let's go Pack! pic.twitter.com/7d2cJh5VRV
— Derek A. Todd (@ncst8isgr8) August 18, 2014
That is a statement for sure. I wonder if that thing will scare children at the pool/beach. Heck, I think I'm a little scared.
The only way I could imagine topping this tattoo is by moving the eyes down to your lower back, and then building around that a replica football helmet so that your entire upper body looks like State's new alternate helmet. Then you wouldn't need a shirt on game days--just think of the savings on clothing purchases! That baby would practically pay for itself. Despite its obvious merits, however, I don't think I have the commitment for it.