Fine. Let’s just get to it...
Prediction: 3-8 billion (L)
Comment: “Maybe if Bam runs in circles around the field like Benny Hill we can just kill the clock. I’m thinking of taking Mrs TheReal out to a nice dinner instead of watching this. “
Prediction: 10-55 (L)
Comment: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (ahhhhhh) ah“
Prediction: 0-77 (L)
Comment: “NC State gets to face a Clemson team that just found out they are 5th in the CFP rankings. I predict pain.“
Prediction: 9-45 (L)
Comment: “Can we get a running clock for this game? I don’t know how else Clemson would fail to cover the spread.“
Prediction: 13-52 (L)
Comment: “SP+ has Clemson winning by 26, Sagarin by 28-to-33 depending on calculation method. I’m going with a strong rye whiskey for tailgate.“
Prediction: 17-16 (W)
Comment: “Ask me if I really believe this? No don’t...but let’s not pretend miracles haven’t happened before under the lights“
BTP Staff Cumulative Prediction: 9-58* (L)
Note: Essad’s point prediction for Clemson was rounded down to 100 for the sake of things.
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