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Jaylen Samuels highlights always help, generally speaking

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Well, it’s true, I asked my doctor* and he confirmed that Jaylen Samuels highlights always help. Doesn’t matter what we’re talking about, they just always do.

(*My doctor is Dr. Oz and I ask him questions via the Dr. Oz brand Magic 8 Ball that he sells on his website.)

Ah yes, I recall sports things. Football things, even. The running with the football, the catching and then running with the football. Touchdowns, all that jazz. Figures we endure an entire 2019 season largely deprived of these things and now there might not be a 2020 at all.

We’ll see you again, eventually, functional football. Probably.